Ladies,
If you know me, you know I love you a ton but you have your own set of issues to work out. Actually, I think you might have more issues than the boys collectively. I promise I’m not antagonizing you, I’m just trying to help you out!
Tootsies Attendees:
1. It is never ok to fuck a female (girlfriend or otherwise) in the bathroom! Take her to your car for shit’s sake!
2. When male impersonation consists of you looking like a tyke-dyke without choreography skills, you should probably seek a new profession.
3. These drag “families” that have come up, rivalries and all are stupid. We are not in gangs and we are also not that immature. Or are we?
4. It’s really obvious when you stand in a circle and all look at one person at the same time. You should really work on your shit-talking tact.
5. STUDS. You do not OWN your girlfriend. She is NOT property. Jealousy is ugly on everyone.
6. Wallet chains have never been, nor, will ever be, fashionable.
7.
Missie B’s Attendees:
1. Sweat pants or pajamas are not a clothing option for this bar. Ever.
2. When a gay man says you’re hot that is not a cue for you to go home with him.
3. Love the door man. He will take care of you.
4. Stop buying cocaine from you know who. The shit is weak and overpriced.
5. No, Dirty Dorothy is not likely to be your girlfriend.
Outtabounds Attendees:
1. Stay where you are, because no one likes you anyways.
I hope everyone knows my offensive nature is for humor purposes only. I like talking shit and thats what I came here to do…so thanks for tuning in. Until next time….
XOXOXO,
The Manbeef Bandito
